Sunday, January 28, 2007

the makin' of the public man

who really is barak obama? well, this NYT article won't help you figure it out. in fact, i bet the author, jodi kantor, got an extra rolex for her 12 yr old kid just for padding this article so nicely.

look at it, read it! finally the democrats are organizing wisely. or at least obama is organizing. it's the perfect article for phase 1 1/2 of a presidential nominee. it sets the stage for barak obama's inner *qualities*. nothing about his stances on key issues. actually--nothing at all on any issues. isn't that a great article? it goes on to say that obama ran for won presidentcy of the prestigious harvard law review (hint: draw parallel to president of united states--prestigious or not). the politics that year were incredibly divided (hint: draw parallel to the division in the united states) and the two sides bickered and faught (hint: draw parallel, etc, etc...) BUT during his presidency, he was able to create peace between the two sides (hint: hopefully you've been able to draw the other parallels to now draw this one).

hey man, you have to create the character of barak obama... and let's face it--w/ hillary, the world won't be able to get past the fact her husband had his dick sucked by another woman AND THEY'RE STILL TOGETHER! it ain't happenin' for hillary. all we got is barak and dennis kucinich.

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